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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ziggy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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