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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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