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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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