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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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