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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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