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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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