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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maggie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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