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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Buddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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