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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luna eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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