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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tilly eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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