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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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