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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Lola eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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