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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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