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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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