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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Alfie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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