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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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