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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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