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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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