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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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