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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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