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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Voldemort eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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