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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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