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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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