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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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