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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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