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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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