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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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