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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Weasley eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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