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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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