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Pet death
My
brother
had their beloved pet
monkey 🐒
Kirk
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛
a rhinoceros 🦏
a bear 🐻
a bull 🐮
a pufferfish 🐡
a cow 🐮
a crocodile 🐊
a venomous snake 🐍
a tiger 🐯
a turkey 🦃
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