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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Kirk eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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