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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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