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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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