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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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