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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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