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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Roxy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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