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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Piper eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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