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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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