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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Piper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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