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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Piper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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