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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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