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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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