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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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