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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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