Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.