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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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