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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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