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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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