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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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