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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Thor eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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