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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Loki eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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