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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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