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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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