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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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