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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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