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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bilbo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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