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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bilbo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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