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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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