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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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