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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gizmo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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