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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Maggie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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