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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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