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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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